The Worst Christian Cliches

This has no order.
1. “Everything happens for a reason.”
This is inaccurate. this never appears in the bible. 

Romans 8:28

New International Version (NIV)

²⁸ And we know that in all things God works for the good of those who love him, who have been called according to his purpose.

This verse is much more accurate. all things work for good not happen for a reason.

2.“You should come to church with me on Sunday.”

When people are invited places, they generally want the option. Is should be something more like "Would you like to come to church on Sunday" , this odiously gives them an option rather than telling them what they "should" do and what they "should not" do.

3. “Have you asked Jesus into your heart?” 
First of all, why our heart? why not our skin? Or our lung? is should be our hole body and our whole life not just a small section. Secondly, He is already in us. We should ask him to work is us!

4. "I love Jesus but not Church."
The church is not a place nor a place or a time. Church is a group of people gathering together to talk about god. 

5. " When God closes a door he opens a window"
This implies that Jesus dose bad things or prevents you from good importunity's witch he dose not do.

6. "If you have enough faith __________ will happen."
NO! 

Matthew 17:19-21

New International Version (NIV)

¹⁹ Then the disciples came to Jesus in private and asked, “Why couldn’t we drive it out?”

²⁰ He replied, “Because you have so little faith. Truly I tell you, if you have faith as small as a mustard seed, you can say to this mountain, ‘Move from here to there,’ and it will move.Nothing will be impossible for you.”

You need as much faith as a mustered seed, why would you need more to do something smaller!

7. "God is in control."
God loves us and lets us control our own lives.